While Tom Friedman writes, or rather updates, these rules for Bush, I think they are useful to anyone even cursorily interested in events in West Asia. He gives 15, but I quote those that are not Israel-Palestine specific:
Rule1: What people tell you in private in the Middle East is irrelevant.All that matters is what they will defend in public in their own language. Anything said to you in English, in private, doesn’t count. In Washington, officials lie in public and tell the truth off the record. In the Mideast, officials say what they really believe in public and tell you what you want to hear in private.
Lying in public sounds familiar to most Indians about New Delhi.
Rule 2: Any reporter or U.S. Army officer wanting to serve in Iraq should have to take a test, consisting of one question: “Do you think the shortest distance between two points is a straight line?” If you answer yes, you can’t go to Iraq. You can serve in Japan, Korea or Germany – not Iraq.
Rule 3: If you can’t explain something to Middle Easterners with a conspiracy theory, then don’t try to explain it at all – they won’t believe it.
This rule applies to Indian TV and, increasingly, to print media too.
Rule 4: In the Middle East, never take a concession, except out of the mouth of the person doing the conceding. If I had a dollar for every time someone agreed to recognize Israel on behalf of Yasser Arafat, I could paper my walls.
Rule 5: Never lead your story out of Lebanon, Gaza or Iraq with a cease-fire; it will always be over before the next morning’s paper.
Rule 6: In the Middle East, the extremists go all the way, and the moderates tend to just go away.
Rule 7: Most oft-used expression by moderate Arab pols is: “We were just about to stand up to the bad guys when you stupid Americans did that stupid thing. Have you stupid Americans not done that stupid thing, we would have stood up, but now it’s too late. It’s all your fault for being so stupid.”
I have heard this so many times mainly by Arab commentators and their apologists in India and in the west. Increasingly European media –BBC, Guardian and such like - and the likes of NYT, in US, are resorting to this tactic. The outcry of murderous Saddam’s hanging is a recent case.
Rule 8: Civil wars in the Arab world are rarely about ideas – like liberalism and communism. They are about which tribe gets to rule.
Because India communists and the, so-called, progressive liberals are in bed with each other – the fight for ideas in our country is between the dead wood called progressive liberals (including the newly minted global atheists) and conservatives (people who still believe in the idea of strong and rich India – religious and libertarians types.
Rule 9: In Middle East tribal politics there is rarely a happy medium. When one is weak, it will tell you, “I’m weak, how can I compromise?” And when it’s strong, it will tell you, “I’m strong, why should I compromise?”
Rule 10: Mideast civil wars end in one of three ways: A) like the U.S. civil war, with one side vanquishing the other; B) like the Cyprus civil war, with a hard partition and a wall dividing the parties; C) like the Lebanon civil war, with a soft partition under an iron fist (Syria) that keeps everyone in line. Saddam used to be the iron first in Iraq. Now it is us. If we don’t want to play that role, Iraq will end with A or B.
Rule 11: The most underestimated emotion in Arab politics is humiliation. The Israeli-Arab conflict, for instance, is not just about borders. Israel’s mere existence is a daily humiliation of Muslims, who can’t understand how, if they have the superior religion, Israel can be so powerful. Al-Jazeera’s editor, Ahmed Sheikh, said it best when he recently talk the Swiss weekly Die Weltwoche: “It gnaws at the people in the Middle East that such a small country as Israel, with only about 7 million inhabitants, can defeat the Arab nation with its 350 million. That hurts our collective ego. The Palestinian problem is in the genes of every Arab. The West’s problem is that it does not understand this.” (Bold mine.)
Is there an Arab nation that has 350 million people? Another reason to take Mahmoud Ahmedinejad threat to wipe out Israel very seriously.
Rule 13: Our first priority is democracy, but the Arab’s first priority is “justice.” The oft-warring Arab tribes are all wounded souls, who really have been hurt by colonial powers, by Jewish settlements on Palestinian land, by Arab Kings and dictators, and most of all, by each other in endless tribal wars.
Rule 14: The Lebanese historian Kamal Salibi had it right: “Great powers should never get involved in the politics of small tribes.”
Sage advice.
Rule 15: Whether it is Arab-Israeli peace or democracy in Iraq, you can’t want it more than they do.
This Friedman's op-ed was published by NYT on December 20, 2006.